EVH Frankenstein Replica
by Lee H
Hi everyone, and thanks for stopping by.
This build was ‘initiated’ by a proper debacle buying a different guitar on AliExpress (yes, yes, I know!!) as a project and repeatedly being told it was late, not in stock, etc, I demanded a refund. The seller then offered me ‘any’ guitar off of a list of in stock items for the price ones paid, minus the refunds for said problems so for £82, I picked an EVH Frankenstein knock-off.
I wasn’t expecting anything remotely playable, and when it eventually turned up, I wasn’t far wrong which does make me suspect any good YouTube review of these type guitars is done with the seller ‘knowing’ they are established YouTubers, so they send much better instruments. Hey ho, name of the game I guess.
On taking it out of the box, to be fair, the paint job on the body (although not 100% accurate to Eddie’s) wasn’t bad, and was actually a decent hand painted job, so kudos there I guess, however:
- The tremolo was just a complete disaster
- The locking nut did not lock the strings down
- The neck wasn’t bad, but the frets didn’t even cover the width of the neck at any fret
- The tuners were complete garbage
- The pickups were as you’d expect.
So, despite the looks, the guitar would not hold tune, and it was apparent that this wasn’t just the tuners, tremolo or locking nut; the neck was just too weak and on closer look, I think balsa wood [lol!]. I know, and we all know – this was to be expected.
This then became a mission to make this a playable guitar, so I set up my list of components, some of which I had kicking about at home, some which I ordered from Northwest Guitars (to be honest, some of the bits I already had were likely from NWG going back over time).
The process:
The ageing on the body was the only questionable thing really; clearly just a quick job of knife scrapes along the
edges and in various spots on the front and back. So I removed all the hardware, and rubbed down using a Dremel and different grades of wet and dry to get a more naturally worn look. I then gave the body a bit of going over with detailer and polish to just give it a bit of a shine, as it had a very matt and dull look.
It was very apparent that I would need a neck that would hold up, plus I didn’t want the EVH logo on the headstock as it came. This was more a knock-off of the EVH replica guitar officially produced, and NOT Eddie’s actual instrument. I decided to go with a plain satin finish maple neck over the roasted maple, as checking photos of Eddie’s, this was what he had.
I reshaped the headstock (don’t tell Fender!) and basically butchered it to fit the new locking nut (NWG). I then fitted the new tuners.
Whilst doing this, I had the new hardware ageing using a white vinegar/hydrogen peroxide/table salt mix.
Next job was to fit the new Tonerider ‘Panama’ humbucker (NWG) which at £37 was a steal and I figured the clue is in the name, so a much more wallet friendly option to the official EVH pickup. I then secured the new switch with the redundant wiring soldered and suitably ‘messed up’. I fitted the new Switchcraft input jack (NWG) and tested the electrics and all good.
Next up, some attention to detail, and I figured I’m in this far, may as well go all in, so a few detail mods:
- I swapped out the unbranded neck pickup fitted and put a red fibre bobbin single coil pickup I scored off a certain online marketplace in it’s place.
- I fitted a correct US quarter (although a decade out at 1981; I believe Eddie fitted a 1971 quarter). The guitar came with a US nickel fitted, but at least they tried!
- Snapped one of the longer reflectors on the back in half
- Obviously had to swap out the VOLUME knob for a TONE knob.
Next job was to fit the neck and I used the scrap neck as a guide, measuring off the now replaced tremolo with a FR Special I had kicking about (with an upgraded brass block). Needed a bit of faffing about with the neck pocket to get the neck to line up and fit the scale length correctly, it all added to the look of the thing. So neck fitted, aligned, scale length correct.
Reglued the reflectors on, then added some ‘fluff and dust’ which I collected from my Dyson which ironically
contained hairs from my greyhound whose name is Eddie! Poked it into various cavities and what not to give it a
real dirty look. Also added some dirtiness to the fingerboard.
Then it was a case of string it up, set it up (which actually went better than I expected given that I wasn’t pinning
much hope on being able to intonate it brilliantly well – only the low E is a fraction out, but I ran out of saddle range so assumed the manufacturer possibly wasn’t bang on with the bridge post positions).
So all set up, needed a shim on the neck as the FR is surface mounted but all good and tuned to E flat, and holds brilliantly.
The frets were excellent, and no levelling needed so happy days!
The only remaining job was the least enjoyable as I’m not a smoker. Went to Tesco and asked for the cheapest
cigarettes (£13!!!), and did the thing and, well – the strive for accuracy I guess. I didn’t inhale any, but gees, the taste is rank!!
The end result is not only a pretty bang on replica of Eddie’s original build, but one that is actually playable – and
the Tonerider Panama nails it!!
Final thoughts:
I really would NOT recommend buying any guitar from these types of sellers if you want a playable instrument, no
matter your playing ability. I am a dreadful player, and much better at doing up cheap guitars, setups or in this
first case for me, building what is essentially a working prop/replica, so this worked out well for me.
IF, however, you have the skills, resolve, desire, tools, time and a bit if extra cash to spend, you ‘can’ based on my experience, turn a complete pig of a guitar into something playable. I think that can be the only reason anyone buys one of these, because it’s the cheapest way to
get something looks like a player you admire plays – they are what they say on the tin, essentially a really badly built [insert far east market place here] signature guitar.
Buyer beware, they may look the part, but they are not good at all in any playing capacity!! They can however, be
made into something great, and I think I’ve done pretty well here to get a fairly accurate EVH Frankenstein for an
absolute fraction of the £2000 an officially licensed EVH branded replica costs. The last photo is a before/after just to give a reference. If I wasn’t limited to 10, I’d put a few more nerdy pics up 🤣
Thanks for looking all, hope you enjoyed the build.
Cheers,
Lee